Thursday, August 21, 2008

FRIENDS OUT WEST!

Yes, it has been one of those weeks in which one just looks for something to read to take one's mind off all the "problems," and for me that transportative book tonight is Dora's trip out west. THe first page has a giant Dora with her hands on her hips standing next to a giant cactus with a couple of pretty pink flowers. Dora says "Howdy explorers! I am Cowgirl Dora..." She then opines that the horses must be fed. Map says she must go through "Echo Tunnel" but how will she know it's Echo Tunnel?
"Right!
Make an echo.
Will you help me?"
The tunnel has to say 'hello' back for it to be an Echo Tunnel of Dora's 'hello.'
(This is hard to write while listening to Vinnie Vincent but it's more fun.)
Map tells Dora to go through the rocks and sees something red. It's Benny's barn. Off she goes, saying 'Happy Trails.' Just like some old man said back in the eighties. The one who feared the reds and wore cowboy boots. The one who made cruelty only a precursor to Alzheimer's. There have been two clones of him in the capital of the U.S.

You can throw away your cowboy boots!! Feed them to your pet dog. Endangered!! This country can't go down any further down these 'Happy Trails.'

1 comment:

Nicolás Díaz said...

Hi Jen!

I have been reading your blog through GoogleReader, so this is the first time i see your new design :)

Yes, we are all done with cowboys. You should see the governors of mexican northern states in their "cabalgata". Once every year, four or five of them, dressed up like cowboys (or rodeo clowns, depending on the viewer) ride horses towards sunset. Silly and disgusting spectacle, for sure.

Hugs.

N.